Ugh, I have no idea how people flirt here in Austin. I walk one block from my house, or 25 feet from my car and I am sweating like a whore in church. Scratch that, I am sweating worse than that whore because she is probably from somewhere hot and is use to this nonsense. I kid you not, I walk into a store and it looks like I ran 6 miles to get there. I had a audition the other day for this new band and within 6 minutes I was sweatin'. The guy was like, "Oh, let me go turn on the air conditioning, sorry about that." Boo. There is no way in hell that I can wear make up, it will be all down the front of my shirt. Do guys down here dig a chick that looks like she was working on a Louisiana chain gang just before she walked into the store/bar/coffee shop? I continue to be amazed when someone walks past me who is not only not sweating but smells good too. How? How did they maintain such a look? Ugh . . . .
Just look at poor Doodle after our hike today.
He's so damn hot he is smiling. Lord in heaven. And, when you walk outside at night, looking for that cool, merciful breeze . . . . . hot, steamy breath is all you get back. The other day, I saw people wearing jeans so I put on a pair of jeans. I walked one block to the coffee shop, was so sad and miserable that I had to give myself a damn pep talk to walk the block back.
Now I know some of you are thinking, "Why is she complaining about the heat in Texas? That is like complaining that it snows in Jackson in August." Well, yes, you are right. But, this post is not about heat, which I am rapidly getting use to (I have feeling in my feet again). It is about sweat, a serious, serious, serious block in my dating game.
he's so hot he's smiling -- awesome! Hilarious post, Jenn. Of course, real musicians sweat all over the place when playing. The downside with being a real musician is that your strings get all rusty and have to be changed.
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